MANURE

Manure… An interesting fact


Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilisers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course.. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOM!
 
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ‘ Stow high in transit ‘ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. 

Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ , (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term!!!!

 

 

Things you didn’t know before but do now!

In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’


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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’…and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.


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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was

Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.


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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.


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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:


A: Alaska

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The percentage of
Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…)

 
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The percentage of
North America that is wilderness: 38%


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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400


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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:

61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck
of playing cards represents a great king from history:


Spades – King David


Hearts – Charlemagne


Clubs -Alexander,
the Great

Diamonds – Julius
Caesar


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111,111,111 x 111,111,111

= 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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If a statue in the
park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes


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Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4,

John Hancock
and
Charles Thomson.
Most of the rest signed on
August 2, but the last signature Thomas Mckean of Delaware signed in November of 1781.


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Q. Half of all
Americans live within 50 miles of what?


A. Their birthplace


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Q. Most boat owners
name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?


A. Obsession

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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the

letter ‘A’?


A. One thousand

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Q. What do
bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?


A. All were invented by women.


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Q. What is the only
food that doesn’t spoil?


A. Honey


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Q. Which day are
there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father’s Day ( doesnt surprise)


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In Shakespeare’s time,

mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes,
the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase…
‘Goodnight , sleep tight’


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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month which we know today as the honeymoon.



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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts…
So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’

It’s where we get
the phrase ‘Mind your P’s and Q’s’
 


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Many years ago in England ,

pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service.
‘Wet your whistle’ is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of
people who read this will try to
lick their elbow!


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Don’t delete this
just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.


I cdnuolt blveiee
taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? (and easy)


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YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2014 when…


1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.


2. You haven’t
played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.
 


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
 


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries…

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee


11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )


12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
 


13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.


14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this
list

GOVERNMENT STIMULUS PACKAGE

Stay with this one. It is good (makes sense)
 
It’s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk 
saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night. 
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
(Stay with this….. and pay attention) 
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. 
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op. 
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, 
who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her “services” on credit. 
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, 
picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. 
However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
And that, my friends, is how a “government stimulus package” works!